The young Scottish lad who flippantly titled his first major release I Created Disco is coming to L.A. to provide some sonic pleasure and bowel stimulation via bass. Calvin Harris was crafting beats for some of the biggest pop stars in the world while thousands of his peers were doing nothing more exciting than puking up last night’s entertainment. He will be dropping like an atom bomb on Vanguard Hollywood this Saturday night, September 5th, along with local DJs for hire and men about town, PAPARAZZI and Them Jeans. The party starts at 9:30 p.m. and basically doesn’t stop until you want it to (a.k.a. 4 a.m.).

Get Wize: Tickets are $25. A VIP table service option gets you the added bonus of “express entry.” Table service is provided in booths next to the dance floor or outdoor cabanas. Call 323.463.3331 or email vip@vanguardla.com for reservations. This is a 21+ show.