MetroWize is back again with another guide to all things alcohol related. A while ago we did an article called the guide to bar brosefs and now we're doing a follow up on the fairer sex, here is The 5 worst types of Girls you meet at the bar.

The first type of obnoxious girl is the one who waits till you buy her a drink to tell you she has a boyfriend - oh yeah, things are going great. Maybe you're dancing a little, she's definitely flirting, but then once that top shelf Apple-Tini is rang up on your credit card she drop all pretenses and tells you she's got a boyfriend and quickly walks away leaving you confused and out 15 bucks. This is a shameless scam that girls have been using for decades on unsuspecting men. We need to set up a hot line and be able to report this type of thing. 1-800-TeaseAway

The "we're all going home together" type: She'll leave no woman behind. In fact if she was in 'Nam we wouldn't have any POW's. This is the girl whose sole responsibility for the night is to make sure her other girlfriends don't have any real fun when they meet you. She is the RoboCop of cock blocking and to her you are nothing better then a Detroit street gang. The only way around this type of girl is to get one of your wing men to take one for the team and jump on that grenade.

Next at bat is the crying girl. She's the one who just got dumped, divorced, married, old or blah, blah, blah - she's intoxicated and she's ruined everyone's good time. There is nothing sadder then seeing a girl with mascara streaks crying into her Cosmo. She's off to a corner or hanging out in the ladies room, except for those rare times she make a round in the bar looking for attention and sympathy. These girls are like those poisonous animals in the wild - painted with bright colors to let other predators know if they eat them they will die, except guys will still try.

"Short revealing outfit that demands respect" girls drive us absolutely wild with indignation. It's not uncommon to see a girl dressed like Daisey Duke in an outfit two sizes too small, but these are the girls who'll come yelling out to the bartender that some creepy perv was checking them out. Wow. Now, we aren't saying it's right to objectify women (with the exception of this article) but in our pickled liver opinion, there's a difference between a girl dressing sexy and a girl who dresses like Tenderloin Barbie, and our eyes adjust accordingly. Besides, it's hard to not stare and check a girl out when her thong strings are pulled up around her hips and she's showing just about as much cleavage as Dolly Parton in her prime.

Last, but not least, get to the worst type of girl in the bar: the one that puts all the others to shame. She is the Euro Hag. Normally, she'll be ten to twelve years over the median age in the club. But don't get excited and think we're describing a cougar - that would be too easy. No, this one usually shows up with some Euro'd out other guy who invested heavily in Ed Hardy stock. She is usually sporting a Ed Hardy/Von Dutch style over-priced shirt, silver jewelry and bleached blond hair. She freaky dances with her man in a way that no one wants to see. She'll tell anyone she meets that she's trying to get into Playboy and show them that older women still have it - the mere thought of this image will shoot down any plans of going home with her, faster than Robo Cock.