Only a cemetery in Los Angeles would double as a movie theatre and occasional dance club. —Yes, they throw parties at the Masonic temple! You may need to be on a list for one of those, but anyone who waits in a long line at Hollywood Forever can enjoy a picnic, BYOB, nestled against celebrity tombstones while watching a good, classic flick. Cinespia’s July calendar is as follows: Jaws (7/4), Brazil (7/5), Night Of The Iguana (7/11), The Wicker Man (7/12), Bride Of Frankenstien (7/18), a night of Kenneth Anger films (7/19), and The Muppet Movie (7/25). Bring your own chairs and blankets to “the resting place of Hollywood’s immortals.” Cue: evil laugh.

GetWize: Tickets are a $10 donation but you may be able to skimp around that. DJ’s also take over before and after the movie. Gates open at 7pm for all screenings and begin at 9pm. $5 parking is available but free parking can be found in the residential area (beware the trannies). For more information, visit Cinespia.