This is pretty much Hollywood's Roswell, its Area 51. Sharing this is going to make some people unhappy – we're talking bricks-through-my-window unhappy. This is so underground, it didn't even have a name until right now: Networking with Benefits. Boom.

Hollywood knows networking. Period. So it makes sense that someone took it to the next level, and the next level is all about hooking up. The whole secretary/boss and casting couch thing are cool, but ultimately outdated. Between two equals, two peers, both parties can capitalize sexually and professionally. Win-win, baby.

Dating sucks in general, and trying to squeeze dating into 60-hour work weeks is even worse. Here is the solution that is slowly catching on: If you are going to do drinks or dinner with somebody once every couple months, then you might as well turn it into a casual hook up. Thanks to equality in the work place, this can work for everybody. Instead of having a few drinks and talking business for a couple hours, talk about business for an hour and get frisky for an hour.

Most of us have one or two of these which makes a nice supplement to the dating scene, but true Networking with Benefits is about getting a rotation of 5-10 and completely replacing dating. It is amazing. The only drawback is that mixing business and pleasure always ends disastrously, but let's focus on the present and not get caught up in the inevitabilities of the future.

Sounds cool in theory but impossible in practice, right? Wrong. Much like dating, the key is just getting it started. I can't help you with what to say, but I can make sure that you are in the right place when you say it.

There are three keys to the location. First, there needs to be alcohol, because if things don't work out you are going to need an excuse. Second is geographic location. If you both work and live in Santa Monica, inviting them to The Kress in Hollywood defeats the purpose of keeping this convenient. The last key is to make sure you choose a casual place because casual is the vibe you want for the entire night. If you two can't get in wearing the clothes you wear to work, you fucked up.

Local Recommendations

Hollywood: The Room
1626 N. Cahuenga Blvd.

It's dark, laid back, and feels way more exclusive than it actually is. Also has a couple areas with a more intimate and private feel. Perfect.

West Side: Busby's West
3110 Santa Monica Blvd.

If the mood you are shooting for is upbeat and fun, consider watching a Laker game together at a high-end sports bar. It's a scientific fact that people have more sex after rooting for a winning team, and the Lakers are not going to lose very often this year. 2+2=4.

Burbank: Dimples
3413 W. Olive Ave

When all else fails, nothing loosens a person up like booze and karaoke. Bonus points if you perform “Love Shack” duet style.

Lastly, do not be hateful of others who are successfully living this life. They are pioneers, and should be treated with utmost respect. And if they can do it, so can you.