If you have a taste bud fetish for the deliciously obscured fifth taste-also known as umami-then role all your tasteful kinks down to the newly opened 2nd location of Umami Burger on Hollywood Boulevard. And on your roll over make sure to delve into a side of hand-cut fries, or some mouth-dripping Malt Liquor Tempura Onion rings, and if you're one to count calories Umami also offers a side of Market or Pearl Couscous Salad. And for some real meaty flesh that is not the Umami Burger there's the killer triple-pork burger-and it is killer as you're sure to enter heaven upon the first bite-with Manchego cheese, the Port Stilton Burger, SoCal Burger, No. 5 Burger, Hatch Burger, Truffle Burger, Turkey Confit Burger, and the Manly Burger (for the full menu click here). Also available at Umami's and only during happy hour (between 3 pm and 7 pm) is the $5 Smashburger.

Yes that’s right, I said “happy hour,” where you can get smashed with both drink and burgers, as Umami Burger has its own bar with a broad list of fine wines and cold beers, such as the $4 glass of Allagash White. And if your an ex-alcoholic, suffer from liver problems, or are straight edge then there's Umami's own, not American, but Mexican Coke, and their not fake, but Real Soda.

So if you enjoy slugging back some cold ones while munching on some greasy ones, then treat yourself to a deal by coming to Umami's where you'll find fine desserts such as the Cake Monkey.

GetWize: Now that I’ve revealed to you all your cravings and innermost desires, hop into the next willing car, or the next feasible bus that will bring you to 4655 Hollywood, Blvd. and for a farther Umami taste without rolling through its doors check out their website here.