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- First Name
- Logan
- Body
I've been a professional bartender for the last 8 years. I write, I drink, I black out and I always teeter on the verge of sheer and utter debauchery. My motto is that it's easier to ask forgiveness then it is to ask permission.
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Recent Posts by this author
02/24/2010
Ah, Wine country, filled with sprawling hills and epic wineries, where the 2 buck Chuck flows like the Russian river. With that in mind MetroWize proudly presents Drinking In The Wine Country: A Field Guide.
02/16/2010
We're about to take you on a play-by-play breakdown, National Geographic Style, of the average bar fight. So toss on your Ed Hardy, fist pump it out, drink some yum yum juice and get ready so's you ain't left sleepin'.
01/22/2010
The boozology section of MetroWize proudly presents our Guide to the Martini. Whether you like it wet and dirty or clean and dry (guess how we like it), we've got a slew of drink ideas, recipes and more sleazy sex jokes to keep you covered.
01/12/2010
Future-casting, or the MetroWize look into what may be popular in the spirit world for 2010, the future, infinity and beyond.
12/22/2009
Ah, winter time- when our obsession goes from mere vodkas into the clear cut and often slurred state of sheer whiskosity. Your buddies here at MetroWize bring you another tome of tough love on the liver: in other words, the Holiday Boozing Guide '09.
11/09/2009
Ever wondered why on certain nights your drinking gets you into trouble and other nights it doesn't? It's the booze silly! Presenting the guide to what kind of drink makes you that kind of drunk.
10/27/2009
So you think you had a long night drinking last night huh? Try stretching that out to 24 hours of boozin' and come back to us. Come with us as we drink from 6am to 6am in one glorious bender.
09/22/2009
MetroWize is back again with another guide to all things alcohol related. A while ago we did an article called the guide to bar brosefs and now we're doing a follow up on the fairer sex.
09/15/2009
Aaaaaaarrrggggh! It's time for the definitive guide to rum and rhum. Were talking about rum and here at Metrowize were talking about it all night long (Insert sexy moan here).
09/08/2009
It’s a tough world out there right now but that’s all the more reason why you can’t neglect the help. A good tip is the surest way to secure a good time next time you are out and about which is why we put together this guide to tipping etiquette.
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07/01/2009
San Francisco has some of the best views on the west coast, and what better way to enjoy the sites than over a couple cold ones. Here is a handy guide to San Francisco rooftop bars that will get you sky boozing in no time.
07/01/2009
Recently we thought it would be a fun idea to drink Bloody Marys all down Polk street, in our heart of hearts we imagined pint glass after pint glass brimming over with Tabasco tomato juice goodness....This is what we found...
05/13/2009
Your homies here at Metrowize want to show you the way to sneak all the booze your evil little hearts desire into the race and succeed where so many others have failed.
05/11/2009
So as always your buddies at Metrowize have your back and in these tight financial times we feel it's our fiduciary duty to show you the best ways to those hard earned duckets.
04/23/2009
So, it's Sunday again and time to get your swerve on. Sure, you could be lame and hang out at home - lamenting over the picnics that you're not attending or you can be like MetroWize and trail blaze your way to the best SF Sunday spots.
04/07/2009
Our resident expert on partying, alcohol and all things drinkable - Logan B. has a host of helpful articles for our faithful readers. Grab a taste of some of the next level guides Logan has hooked us up with over the years...
03/31/2009
Bar Brosefs: You know - the 5 types of douche bag that leave every bar smelling of vinegar. This is a short list of the dudes that stink up a bar faster then Richard Simmons at a clam bake. The kind of guys that kill a scene.
03/17/2009
What is it about lunch hour and martinis that go hand in hand? Obviously in this economy it might not be the responsible thing to do - but at Metrowize we'd like to think if day time drinking is wrong then we don't want to be right.
02/25/2009
Here we go again - a no nonsense guide to some relics of the bar - you know like the 'Nsync boys but with higher proofs and better management.
01/19/2009
For the ladies: learn the MetroWize way to hook up with the male bar staff. It's not easy, but it's possible if you heed our advice.
01/14/2009
Ever wondered how you would go about picking up that hot bartender that's been getting you all liquored up all night? When last call comes around, use these handy dandy tips to swoop in for the kill.
01/06/2009
In the conclusion of our two part Hangover Guide, we explore some more questionable yet effective procedures to bring you back from the depths of nausea, headaches and borderline insanity.
01/05/2009
It tastes like a possum slept in your mouth, your head is pounding like the Chinese Olympics pregame show and work is in twenty minutes. Never fear, MetroWize has your Hangover Guide right here.
12/22/2008
It's New Year's and that means one thing. Okay, two things. But you better know how to pop the Champagne bottle before you think about getting the second thing. This is the MetroWize guide to Champagne.
12/22/2008
It's New Year's and that means one thing. Okay, two things. But you better know how to pop the Champagne bottle before you think about getting the second thing. This is the MetroWize guide to Champagne.